For the Record

Barbie has never been married (she just likes to model wedding gowns for her designer friends)
Barbie has never been pregnant (that was her best friend Midge)
Barbie’s “real” measurements are 5 inches (bust), 3 ¼ inches (waist), 5 3/16 inches (hips). Her weight is 7 ¼ ounces
Because she’s plastic, Barbie technically has had “plastic surgery” on her face and body
Barbie released her own re-recorded version of the 90s hit song “Barbie Girl”
She’s a doll, people…